Gilda & Gene, circa 1987
okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline.
i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it
I wish for once I would have a boyfriend by Christmas.How do you people do this?.I do have this guy I really like but I don’t know if I’m going to have the balls to ask him out or if I’ll even see him next semester.I’m scared I’m just going to get rejected again because he’s so good looking and perfect.What the hell would he want with a girl like me?It’s so frustrating being a shy girl.
I mean, it’s better…
Terrific, it’s Christmastime. Time for all those “Garlands ‘round the tree” jokes to resurface.
Yes Ron cover your boobs because you’re a girl
He’s also wearing a shirt
Guys… he lived with the goddamn Twins for YEARS, that’s probably an instinctive ‘Please don’t throw an experimental potion or giant spider on me’ reaction…
…at least he’ll never have that problem again…
Look me in the eye and tell me that was really necessary
NOT EVEN IN THE HARRY POTTER FANDOM AND THAT WAS A DOUCHE MOVE
how are you not in the fandom
i thought everyone was in the fandom
here give me your clothes no one is free of the fandom NO ONE